So, originally I had this whole thing written up…you know, what I’ve been up to…rather than ruin 298290810293 surprises, I’m just gonna dump a ton of never before seen fun pictures for you guys to oogle (some can-dids from my personal collection).

ENJOY!

SEE? I’m a normal person who attends weddings. I like going to weddings, because I will probably never have one. I don’t think anyone would ever want to marry me HAHA.

This harness…not fun…the IN-N-OUT grilled cheeses however…

from Lizzie Borden & Tom Byron’s CREATURE FEATURE!

Me and one of my besties, Miss Zoe Voss…hey, I think I heard a rumor that she is joining the DIRTY HARD DRIVE family!

My new boyfriend, for all of those who’ve been asking…

Hey everyone! Come see how good I look. – Ron Burgandy

at home.

me with some hologram dude from the future.

xx,

ASD